1. (Source: fuckjerry, via thisiselliz)


  2. officialannakendrick:

    could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

    (Source: dutchster, via iamthewalrussssssss)

  3. (Source: clockest, via sendthemtohell)

  4. (Source: st3fan00, via thisiselliz)


  5. unclefather:

    you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

    (via satans-testicle)

  7. (Source: lamenergy, via wisdompains)


  8. oscob:

    "touch my butt and buy me pizza"

    more like

    "I am the most boring and predictable person you will ever meet"

    (via sendthemtohell)


  10. whorville:

    *whispers to you during sex*

    Don’t forget to rate, comment, and subscribe

    (via ruinedchildhood)